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 "Maybe it's the ever-present despair of existence, maybe it's Maybelline." - Va'retha's player
 "**BE NOT AFRAID!**" Fear Check: Nat 1. "yessir" "**YOU'RE AFRAID AREN'T YOU?**" "yessir" "**WELL STOP IT**" "can'tsir" - Chiyome's player.
+"You can't lockpick bread!" - Rasgrid's player.
+"'One such as you?'  One such as *you*?  We're talking about a former elf who failed to dodge being stabbed, failed to resist being turned, failed to maintain any sort of fashion sense in the afterlife, and is now failing to defend themselves against a random collection of half-asleep adventurers who didn't even have time to put on pants?  What are you going to do, stomp your feet in frustration?  Oh, wait, you don't dare touch the ground because you don't want to get *stuck* in the *cheese*.  If Madness wasn't already laughing hysterically, you'd certainly set him off.  'One such as you', indeed; we've got everything we need for one such as you standing here in our shorts!" - Rasgrid
+"Where is pretzel on the Great Wheel of Elements?"  "It's on the Pyramid of Foods, it's a different shape entirely!" _Rasgrid and Trixy's players.