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 **Serpent, Giant**: Any snake taller than your knees when laying flat.  Fortunately, as with real world large snakes, giant serpents are all constrictors.  Except the talking ones: those tend to venomous, and have grudges against **other** epic creatures, frequently dragons, drakes, and Sun Giants.
-**Serpent, Randall's**: A giant snake with a comparatively short and stocky body, and the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.  Neither venomous nor a constrictor, Randall's Serpents are highly effective eating machines that are well adapted to man-made corridors and the passages of the [[Underdark]].
+**Serpent, Randall's**: A giant snake with a comparatively short and stocky body, and the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.  Neither venomous nor a constrictor, [[https://www.xkcd.com/3042/|Randall's Serpent]]s are highly effective eating machines that are well adapted to man-made corridors and the passages of the [[Underdark]].
 **Shark**: Overall category for the the most effective general ocean predator the gods ever came up with.  There may be more situationally terrifying beasts out there, but no one argues against the effectiveness of a one to five meter torpedo with razor teeth, tracking scent, spatial awareness, and occasionally camouflage powers.
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 **Shoushou**: Demons who have been bound into weapons.  The [[Order of the Shoushou Knights]] is the major modern source of such tools.  The concept is that the power of a demon __can__ be used constructively by a good individual with sufficient will, and eventually, the entity can be redeemed.  The historical track record for that last part is low, but non-zero.
+**Sickle Stoat**: A flying weasel with no hind legs and large curved blades attatched to its forelimbs.  Fast and MEAN.
 **Skeleton, Animated**: The result of the bread-and-butter enchantment of professional necromancers: some creature's skeleton that can move about on its own.  Depending on the needs of the enchanter, they can be adequately competent warriors, housemaids, or even tailors.  They have an irritating tendency to outlast their owners.
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 **Slime**: On par with "large rats" in danger level.  A gelatinous creature about the size of a rugby ball that normally subsists on decaying organic matter.  Slimes are somewhat corrosive on contact, highly resistant to blunt or slashing attacks, and weak to piercing, water, or ice attacks.  If you are accurate enough to target the "core" in the middle, you can usually one-shot a slime.  However, the only part of them that has any value __is__ the core.  Every generation some idiot tries to breed **better slimes**, leading to the Mercenaries Guild //vigorously// suppressing their work before madness takes hold and they develop Cloth Devouring Slimes.
+  *Beige: Another of those "madman bred slimes".  Beige slimes subsist on sweat, body hair, and dead skin, and are bred with an affinity to attach themselves to key areas of the upper torso and buttocks. They also adapt their coloration to match their host.  While the Mercenaries Guild does its best to suppress research into Mad Slime Development, well-to-do Asterians appear to have a sizable population available to them.
-**Slime, Brown**: A somewhat domesticated breed of slime commonly found at the bottom of your privy.  They turn people's waste into water and more slimes with great efficiency.  Most major towns and nearly all cities will have professional services to collect your excess brown slimes, and sell their cores to alchemists towards the manufacture of deodorizing sachets and fertilizing powder.
+  *Black: NOT your average, low threat slime.  Black slimes are fast moving, carnivorous, and highly corrosive to everything except [[aelum]], mithril alloys, and rock.  They also reproduce after every meal involving any volume exceeding that of a pit bull.  Fortunately they have no pack or flocking behavior, and do not coordinate.
+  *Brown: A somewhat domesticated breed of slime commonly found at the bottom of your privy.  They turn people's waste into water and more slimes with great efficiency.  Most major towns and nearly all cities will have professional services to collect your excess brown slimes, and sell their cores to alchemists towards the manufacture of deodorizing sachets and fertilizing powder.
+  *Green: The common wild slime.
+  *Ivory: The apparent pinnacle of Mad Slime Research.  While having the diet of your typical common slime, an Ivory Slime has the exotic ability to take the form of a nude marble statue of any creature it has touched.  //Command Ivory Slime// turns out to be an apprentice level cantrip, and the slimes can be instructed to not reproduce after feeding, resulting in people-sized specimens.  At present, the breed is considered extinct, at least as far as the Guild is aware.
+  *Pink: The dreaded //Cloth Devouring Slime//.  Pink slimes are bred by madmen, and are a popular "pet" among extreme perverts, slavers, and highly specialized burlesque performers.  Currently sourced from the [[Uruk Mandarinate]].
+  *Red: an odd offshoot of the Beige slimes, Red Slimes specialized diet is limited to animal tissue __other__ than bones.  Your average urban taxidermist probably has a few: they are no more dangerous than your common wild slime.
 **Snow Lion**: A huge breed of sea lion that re-adapted for land.  Its forelimbs have huge claws, its tail is lengthened, and it has a dorsal line of spikes running from its head to its tail tip.  If its prey becomes too uncooperative, it will use //Ice Breath//.
+**Stab-beast**: Resembles like a feral [[https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Jolteon|Jolteon]] the size of a boar, done in shades of drying blood.  While most cultures have more refined names for these beasts, it still boils down to "stab-beast" in the end.  The spikes are all horn-hard, dagger-sharp, and provide excellent protection from bludgeoning and slashing attacks.  Also, stabbing the stab-beast only makes it stronger.
 **Spidersnake**: A ten-eyed, eight-legged venomous serpent native to the [[Burninglass Desert]].  Spidersnakes can change their coloration to match their environment, and the glandular secretion that allows this is __extremely__ valuable.  Distilled, the substance can permanently change eye color.